I never thought I’d see the day. God help us all.

What have they done?!?!

I’ve played videogames where I checked email, yeah. But not email where I had to play a videogame!

Imagine this exchange:

Bob: Hey, Bill, did you get my message? We changed the time of the bowling game.

Bill: Yeah, I played your message. It was a half-naked girl in a bikini slathering on suntan oil.

Bob: Ok, that’s– WHAT?!?! You played my email? And it was a chick in a bikini?

Bill: Yes, [in heroic voice] but only in 3-D MAILBOX!

Bob: [...]

Bill: I’m past the point of ever having a life, aren’t I?

Bob: I’d say so.

Yeah, Bill will never have a life. Trust me, it’s cause he used [heroic voice] 3-D MAILBOX!

It’s Armageddon, mate,

Sam