The Most Random Thought I’ve Ever Had

I want to get enough money to get made

diamond-encrusted gold glasses in the most nerdy shape possible.

I’d then get two rings of 1,024 karat gold. Printed on them are the words “on” and “rails” in rubies.

I’d get a solid-diamond necklace. It’d be in the shape of a keyboard. And it’d be a functional keyboard (PS/2 and USB!).

What inspired this random thought? Ethan’s Winter-een-mas celebration(search comic archive for Winter-een-mas, check out his scepter of gaming!), and Cracked’s List of the internet’s Most Annoying Banner Ads.

Yours in randomn–oooh, a dictionary!

Sam