The Most Random Thought I’ve Ever Had

I want to get enough money to get made
diamond-encrusted gold glasses in the most nerdy shape possible.
I’d then get two rings of 1,024 karat gold. Printed on them are the words “on” and “rails” in rubies.
I’d get a solid-diamond necklace. It’d be in the shape of a keyboard. And it’d be a functional keyboard (PS/2 [...]

I never thought I’d see the day. God help us all.

What have they done?!?!
I’ve played videogames where I checked email, yeah. But not email where I had to play a videogame!
Imagine this exchange:
Bob: Hey, Bill, did you get my message? We changed the time of the bowling game.
Bill: Yeah, I played your message. It was a half-naked girl in a [...]

Screw SEO, I have it already!

People say, “Oh, you gotta SEO your blog if
you want traffic. It’ll get better results and BLAH FREAKING BLAH.
Blog indexing sites refer enough traffic. I’ve gotten quite a bit of traffic from Technorati (but still no comments…why do you people not comment?) and other sites I’ve never heard of. And the oddest search queries, [...]

The right way to install Vista

Fastest installation I’ve seen…

Whoo! That’s a nice system. B-e-a-utiful!
In all seriousness: don’t buy Vista! Linux is the best PC OS and so many distros to choose from.
Linux DistroWatch
Sincerely,
Sam

Harry Potter and the Questionable Country Song

Today, I went to see Harry Potter and the
Order of the Phoenix. I must say, director David Yates did much better than the other directors did in the previous flicks. The acting is top-caliber, as usual, and with great special effects.
Of course, as with all Harry movies, it was too short and not detailed enough. [...]

Yippee-ki-yay, Mothertuxer!

So, I just went to see Live Free or Die Hard and
I loved it. It’s over-the-top, violent, sarcastic, and funny! It’s got a great script, engrossing story, and interesting plot twists. I loved it so much, I found myself doing Parkour (which was featured in the movie) to get to and from the crapper [...]

It’s nerdy, it’s a video, it’s a must-see

Dell is putting Linux in, yes I knew that, but

You really have to be a Linux geek to understand.
Firstly, there’s penguins everywhere. Tux the penguin is the mascot for the Linux kernel.
People are waddling around like penguins. First one is guy behind Debian waddling in right doors.
Some people are wearing black [...]

Chester Cheeto, you piece of crap racist!

I just saw a newish Cheeto commercial and man
am I mad! It’s so racist!
First of all, people listening to Spanish music. This is freaking America! I find that offensive, but not racist, per se.
My problem is with the two floors this idiot goes to next (after burning holes in floors from eating … cheetos?). He [...]

Is this good-bye? (Another busy post day!)

It seems I’ve been threatened
and will die in a couple of days.
From lyrics.com video comments:

PLAESE DON’T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. [...]

Lazy Stomach! (and MSNEtiquette)

I was eating at Ryan’s and
I heard someone point something out. It was very valid. He said, “You know how lazy your stomach is? It takes 20 minutes to tell your brain you’re full!”
It’s true; your stomach is lazy. It’s why you have to eat slowly, so you don’t get too stuffed. It’s just an [...]