Sajro’s Spot
If you haven’t reddit, do. You’ll totally digg it! Hope someone will StumbleUpon it…

Jul
27

I want to get enough money to get made

diamond-encrusted gold glasses in the most nerdy shape possible.

I’d then get two rings of 1,024 karat gold. Printed on them are the words “on” and “rails” in rubies.

I’d get a solid-diamond necklace. It’d be in the shape of a keyboard. And it’d be a functional keyboard (PS/2 and USB!).

What inspired this random thought? Ethan’s Winter-een-mas celebration(search comic archive for Winter-een-mas, check out his scepter of gaming!), and Cracked’s List of the internet’s Most Annoying Banner Ads.

Yours in randomn–oooh, a dictionary!

Sam

Jul
25

[via Lifehacker]

Yeah, it’s a Winblows tip, but

it’s awesome. Using 7-zip (he says you can use any Windows archiving software), he hides a few files in a JPG.

This will be interesting for use in contests and whatnot…

Jul
23

You know how the nice people put

a warning when they link to a PDF? I like that. You know what else should have a warning associated with it?

JAVA!!! I cannot stand this: osphp.net’s 404 page includes an applet. It’s like punishing you for a 404. Do you know how LONG it takes for an applet to load on a Dell Dimension 2400 with 700-ish MB RAM? A LONG FREAKING TIME!

Please, if you’re making an error page, never ever include Java, Flash, or any other plugin-needing media (even QuickTime, you music-hungry people).

And if you link to any pages, DO NOT EVER EVER link to Java without a warning. For my sanity’s sake, and everyone else’s.

Forum owners: don’t make people wait to post. I’ve left many forums permanently for that. If I join, it’s likely because I wanted to reply to a post I saw. Reply now, not a day from now.

Yours in running-low-on-sanity,

Sam

Jul
22

Over at Tizag Tutorials, I

was fooling around with CSS and figured something out. It’s probably well-known, but CSS can allow you to declare your own tags.

Example: highlighted text has a yellow background. So,

highlight { background-color: yellow; }

Then <highlight> and </highlight> are how you use the tag. Incorporate that into a template stylesheet and BOOM! semi-xml! Take that, DTD/Schema.

Yeah, short post I know, but I suck at CSS and need to learn so I’m going to be at Tizag, P2L, and Draac for a while.

Yours in design,

Sam

Jul
22

No spoilers, don’t worry, I haven’t

even got my copy yet. I ordered it at Whimsic Alley, it’s in the mail.

I’m not sure whether to be happy or sad. I’ll finally learn what happens, but tell me, pottermaniacs, do we really want to know?

The series has often relied on false suspense (cause the main character will not die in book 1-6 of a 7-book series). But the suspense in Deathly Hallows is real. But, I’m not sure I want to know what happens.

Potter is my all-time favorite series (beating out Alex Rider and ASOUE) and I love reading it. But when it’s over, all that’s left is imagination. Theories and fantasy, but without Joanne Rowling’s guidance. “Did x marry y? How many kids did they have? Was Z a squib?” Blah, blah, blah.

And what for Mugglenet, Leaky Cauldron, and the others? Leaky Cauldron has stated that they will become a general news portal, but what of the others?

Anyway, just a few thoughts. I gots me a scar tattoo (it’s temporary…sadly) on my forehead. I’m ready for it to end, but I will miss it.

Please join me (and everyone at my local Barnes and Noble) in a letter-writing campaign. We want J.K. to write Hogwarts, A History. A full-size, thick book. She made the whole world of magic up, so who knows better to write it? Please join us!

Levicorpus! (the kid on Wii OOTP game commercial says it wrong),

Sam

Jul
19

What have they done?!?!

I’ve played videogames where I checked email, yeah. But not email where I had to play a videogame!

Imagine this exchange:

Bob: Hey, Bill, did you get my message? We changed the time of the bowling game.

Bill: Yeah, I played your message. It was a half-naked girl in a bikini slathering on suntan oil.

Bob: Ok, that’s– WHAT?!?! You played my email? And it was a chick in a bikini?

Bill: Yes, [in heroic voice] but only in 3-D MAILBOX!

Bob: [...]

Bill: I’m past the point of ever having a life, aren’t I?

Bob: I’d say so.

Yeah, Bill will never have a life. Trust me, it’s cause he used [heroic voice] 3-D MAILBOX!

It’s Armageddon, mate,

Sam

Jul
19

Kudos to the great, helpful blogger over at

PimpYourLinux. He has lots of interesting articles, all of which help you have the Mac [OS X] Daddy of Linux.

Many of his tutorials are to make your Linux distro look more like Mac OS X, but there are other great ones too.

Sorry I haven’t

posted people (for like a whole day! *gasp*). As most of you know, I’m going to get a domain. I’ve been researching prices and reviews. And although I’d love to host myself, I sadly can’t. No spare computer (at the moment*). Also, I’d have to pay $5 a month more for a static IP at my ISP (I don’t want to rely on a DDNS service)(although it’s a better speed too, so that’d be nice). Once my site is making enough, I’ll host myself.

Currently, I’m considering DreamHost, but still might go with Lunarpages. Input pl0x?

Yours in yours-iness!

Sam

Jul
17

People say, “Oh, you gotta SEO your blog if

you want traffic. It’ll get better results and BLAH FREAKING BLAH.

Blog indexing sites refer enough traffic. I’ve gotten quite a bit of traffic from Technorati (but still no comments…why do you people not comment?) and other sites I’ve never heard of. And the oddest search queries, too.

Got a reference for “black hat.” I mention it offhandedly once in my post about “It’s nerdy, it’s a video, it’s a must see!” And one for “who uses blogger,” from the post about Alyson Stoner.

What hasn’t gotten me traffic? Digg! StumbleUpon! Reddit! Noone likes my posts enough, I guess. Well, I shall be dugg, stumbled, and red! Mark my words, someday someone will like my article enough for that.

That’s it for this post, gonna catch up on my RSS feeds.

All your base are belong to me,

Sam

Jul
16

My stats lean to that

people actually visit my blog! Egad!

If you’re visiting regularly, tell me where you found out, why you like my blog, and whether or not you’re subscribed to my RSS feed.

Short post, I know. But I’m real curious.

Please comment or email me.

Thanks for reading!

Sam

Jul
16

I’m looking for a sponsor to get my domain up and

running. It can be a business or a private party.

Cost: $100 USD for one year (about ~ $8.50 – $9 USD a month)

What you get: a sidebar ad on the homepage, a top billing on ’sponsors’ page

Why it’s a good idea: once the site generates enough revenue, you stop paying, but the ad stays (free advertising)! Alternatively, you can keep sponsoring, and stay on sponsors page, too (reduced rate available at that point, if you wish to continue sponsorship).

What the site’s about: this is a tech site. Latest reports on useful gadgets (and with sponsors’ help [to pay for the items], reviews of them), Open Source software, Web programming, and other things. It will also hold tutorials for web technologies, and interesting articles to make life easier for the techie person.

If you are interested in sponsoring, please click here.

Yours in something,

Sam